ANTM and Scott Michael Foster

Last night I had a CRAZY dream.  I dreamed that I was a contestant on America’s Next Top Model with the girls that are currently on. (FYI- Fatima was even bitchier in my dream.)  Instead of having a normal modeling challenge, we were paired with a guy and we had to make it through this obstacle course while “always looking like a model”.  This obstacle course was made Army Style and there were men hiding in the sand under our feet and if we stepped on them, they jumped out and grabbed us and we were disqualified. Some big guy jumped out and scared me. I was disqualified.  My partner got mad at me for getting disqualified. I cried. Then, I woke up.

I think its safe to say that now that I’m dreaming reality television… I should probably step away from the remote and start having a real life outside of watching others’.

The interesting part of the whole ordeal though is that when I woke up the first thought that popped in my head was- “I wonder if I did get on a reality tv show if I could swing a date with Scott Michael Foster.” At which point I started going over in my head how I could drop 15 pounds so that I could get on the Real World and then profess my undying love for him. He would see it and fall in love with me. Then we would date. He would pop the question in 3 years and 4 months. And we would get married 10 months later.  We would wait another 2 years to have children. And we would make quite the beautiful Hollywood Family.

Now usually I would dismiss the idea of Scott right away because I HATE the shaggy hair look.  I think it looks dirty.  Whoever started that trend when I was in high school should be shot.  Its disgusting.  BUT Scott pulls it off. And very well I might add.

I realize I join the other hundreds of thousands of girls that are drooling over him.  But I’m okay with that. Being that this is my first celebrity crush since I was like 12, I think its okay to get a little starry eyed.

Scott Michael Foster is amazing.  M A ZING. Plus, he’s from Dallas.  You know how I love those Southern Boys. There is really nothing better. :-) If you haven’t seen the gorgeousness that is Scott Michael Foster in action.  Then please enjoy the following clip.  Try not to get too excited.